The kid and I are playing “blackbored”:
Kid : Looks suspiciously at me, as if it cannot understand how this person is such a genius, and says, “7”
Me: *writes 7 on blackboard*
Kid: Narrows eyes, says, “w”
Me: *writes w on blackboard*
Kid : Finally brings out the big guns. Says, “blevend”, and looks at me triumphantly.
Me : “Challenge accepted!”, and calmly draws a moon.
We are both trying to ruin each other’s vocabulary, but damn if I am going to make it easy for her.