Kid: Shouts like the house is on fire, “Mumma, Mumma, Mumma!”.
Me: Goes to her room to see what’s up. Finds kid with outstretched arms like she wants to hug me, goes “awww”… and picks her up.
Kid: Points to where I came from, and goes, “Allez mamman, that room”.
Apparently, the job description has changed from picker of things from the floor, to carrier of manipulative children from one room to another.