Question: When will it be summer in Holland?
Neighbor: We have summer for 3 days in July.
Stranger in the city : It’s summer on May 21st. I know, because my friend’s kid is 18 now, and his birthday falls on May 21st. Till date, there have been only 2 instances when he had to celebrate his special day indoors.
Stranger in the elevator: Dutch summer is like Santa. You believe in it, but soon realize that it’s a myth.
The Kid: It’s raining and winding ( the dictionary is currently full with all the words we need to know for the near future).